No, I never did cream.

I need to find me an anal cougar.

I have a weird sensitivity to bitterness, so for me, sugar removes the bitterness.

I got a set and some practice locks. Learned the basics and played around with it, but never really had the patience to REALLY get the feel of it.

I stopped adding sugar to my coffee at work. Took some getting used to, but it’s less hassle overall, and less sugar intake.

They totally expect you to burn babies with it, they just have to put that there for legal liability reasons.

Get outta here, you pervert!

Not much, you?

How is it possible that Ive been stealing everybody else’s catchphrases my whole life?

That is fun. I’m a fan

That’s not it.

I feel like eating someone else’s leftovers for the first time is a life altering experience.

The first time it happens, it’s only because you haven’t eaten in days and you find a pizza box with two slices left and they look completely untouched.

Once you’ve broken the seal and become a person who eats garbage, it’s not long before you’re not ashamed to fill up a bento box with dumpster potluck.

Great for campfires!

I got my wife doing that one now!

Say it again!

For sure, but, I mean, if there had to be some, glad it ain’t here, amiright?

Good thing cargo shorts and t shirts will never go out of style!

These questions make me feel old as hell.

I mean, it’s going to take a lot after those last 6 movies.

I just read about that narcissist smirk earlier today!