Keyboard shortcuts from my Tandy 1000HX trying to program in QBASIC and QuickBASIC are burned into my fingers.

ctrl+a

shift+del

ctrl+s

alt+tab

shift+ins

Don’t insult the clipboard by implying you don’t trust it.

Every series has at least one of the qualities that makes TNG the best series.

Maybe some light stiletto sounding first.

I was searching for Cognitive Behavioral Therapy!

This is a level of precision used only by lawyers and middle-school boys trying to see boobs during truth or dare.

Same, but fuck that government contractor clusterfuck.

Don’t forget the constant motte and bailey.

This wasn’t invented for Trump. It’s been used to describe debating creationists for the past 20 years, but (edit: I suspect) has its origins in a Seseme Street skit.

http://youtu.be/82Dkf_UH_aI

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Pigeon_chess

How’s your low-level programming ability?

I bet you could update its firmware to one you write.

Ever use one of those kid toothbrushes that plays a song by vibrating your skull? You could do that live from a microphone.

Not for a brisket though. I’m too old to stay up that long.

The dopamine must flow!

Yellow shell

The oral-b integration has been installed by 13,611 users.

It also has the second best NES soundtrack, after The Guardian Legend.

NES controller cord flashbacks.

How Ancient Greece created Western Democracy and separated us from the savages.

Franz Ferdinand got assassinated and that was bad, therefore assassinations only make things worse.

WWII and how the US saved the world.

Russians were scary but America won.

Medication can be an important part of mental healthcare for many people.

Thumbnail is misleading. Orange cat stupidity is contagious.

I don’t get it. We tend to think of raw animal products as either exotic or gross (French steak tartare, Korean yookhwe, Italian carpaccio, German mett, etc). Even filet Américain, despite its name, is something most Americans have never heard of. We don’t really have our own equivalent to these dishes. Maybe over-easy eggs?