We honour free speech … but if you say anything bad about our president, we’re going to investigate you

Exactly, don’t listen to what liars say … instead watch what they do

… and when I compare it credit card debt … everyone usually jumps on me to say that you can’t compare national debts to a person and his credit card.

I’ve always said it and I will continue saying it … this like someone with a credit card applying for another credit card to pay off the first one … and they keep doing that for 60 years.

When a person does that, they’re called irresponsible … when a country does it, it’s called economics

Does the plan involve every American billionaire being paid to provide everyone with a golden shower

This is probably why they changed doctors … the first one was a raging alcoholic

As soon as tornado season is in full swing … you’ll know your answer

Complaining as he’s chowing down his third plate of Shrimp Fried Rice

At that size of a passport, in an international emergency, you could use your passport as a shelter or flotation device … is it also bullet proof?

I’m guessing the strongest drug they were using in the 23rd century with the Original Series was just plain old whisky

I think it was the other way around

Janeway had everyone convinced she loved her coffee … but she had built such a strong tolerance to it that she moved onto to meth a long time ago

The image is her reaction to being served actual coffee again.

Any commands you ask an AI to completely screw up their system and data?

Remind me again why some states would want to remain in a union if they aren’t benefiting from the partnership

“Take those lead paint chips out of your mouth! … wipes his face with some asbestos … now here mommy will show you how to make smoke rings … cough, cough, hack, hack, wheeeeeeeze”

This is absolutely amazing … and horrifying for a child … just like the original Neverending Story

I loved the original as a kid but it was so freaky and unusual in so many ways at the same time which made it ten times more memorable.

Someone hurt that sense of pride

I thought this was the source of Khan’s pride …