No, that’s “incompetent”. “Invincible” means not having the means to pay for legal representation.

Technically it fits inside the highest class-A subnet… but I’ve seen so many people (especially teachers) who think that class-A and /8 subnets are equivalent that I firmly believe that the idea of classful networking should be removed from technical literature altogether.

Factorio is a helluva drug.

“When a gift horse is munching on one’s carrot, one must be very careful not to look it in the mouth.” - Albert Confucius, 1969-04-20

Furries when they encounter kids that watched Twilight once and now pretend that they’re werewolves

My immediate thought is a cron job that tests the user account’s last login time and fires a script if it is exceeded.

Pretty sure most squirrels are also terrible drivers.

You can use basically any HTTP server to achieve that, like Apache or Nginx. If the directory (specified by the path in the URL) doesn’t contain a file that matches the default file in the config (index.html and such), the server will list the directory contents instead.

What do you suggest they should’ve done instead in that situation? Assault him and get arrested? Report him to the police or airport security and miss the flight while getting the bureaucratic run-around?

God doesn’t play dice with the universe because the universe got fed up with his 24-sided d20s.

Normalizing a 2D vector is not part of the scripture, apparently.

(edit) I fucked up with my math. Normalizing either kind of Jesus would result in a being that is ~0.707 part divine and human. But if we assume that Jesus is both fully divine and fully human, that would make his magnitude sqrt(2), which means that Christian beliefs are based on something that is completely irrational, which I’ve found to be true.

If Emps had been allowed to turn the universe info a fascist’s paradise, we’d have none of this woke shit! Damn you, Erebus!

Lempo isn’t a fertility god, though. His areas are erotic love, sex, and sexual prowess. He is also known by the feminine name Lemmätär or Lemmetär (-tar and -tär being feminizing suffixes). It’s not surprising that Christian revisionists turned him into one of the chief demons.

Only a Genius could come up with a scheme that offloads the cost of their own laziness to the customer. Exactly the kind of innovation that Steve Jobs stood for.

“I’ll pray for you” but it’s a prayer to Lempo, god of fucking from Finnish mythology.

This should help: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hyperbole

Get yourself a pocket president to legitimize everything you do and crime becomes legal.

Battery is dead. Customer disservice can’t run diagnostics software on it because it won’t turn on because the battery is dead. They won’t replace the battery because the battery is dead. That entire cult is a fucking farce.

When we started learning about past tense (primary school, probably 6th year, amazing teacher), the first thing we learned was a list of irregular verbs. We spent at least a week just memorizing them before the regular -d/-ed verbs were even mentioned. I’d like to think it was a deliberate choice, to condition us to consider irregular verbs first when using past tense.

That same teacher also taught us how to write and read the international phonetic alphabet. Again, she was amazing.

Europe, but not an English-speaking country. No native speakers were involved.